Drew Carey Doubles Down on His Insane Phish Tweets

Drew Carey used his time on After Midnight to clarify some tweets.

Carey went to Sphere on 4/20 weekend to see Phish, and it apparently changed his life. “I swear I just talked to God,” he wrote. “I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this.”

He also said the show was “what it must feel like to cum with a pussy.” Taylor Tomlinson obviously had some follow-up questions.

During the talk-show segment of After Midnight, she gave Carey the space to expand on the themes of his tweets, and expand he did.

Carey explained that the reason he thought Phish was akin to the female orgasm was because he went to see the band with a bunch of women. “It was like being edged for four days straight,” he said. “And then right before the face-melting climax on the fourth day, an angel comes down — Gabriel — and he shoots fucking heroin into your arm.” We knew from the writers’ strike that Drew Carey was a mensch, but a poet as well???

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dog drooled phish ruled @officialphish YEM vocal jam like never before at @Sphere #phish #sphere #spherelasvegas #phishtok

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Phish’s Sphere show included face-melting visuals, yes, but also took concertgoers through a giant car wash. And had a dog licking the Sphere, so that was fun.